Alive and Friday
Last Updated on Friday, 04 December 2009 00:44 Written by Sean Friday, 04 December 2009 00:00
Hey look everybody, I didn't die. I've just been working nonstop and neglecting this little corner of the internet. Oh well, it happens. Anybody got a problem with that? Well, come on then, I'll fight all comers! Well out with the old , in with the new, on with the video. Back to the video roots this week with yet another bad music video. This one has all things bad, bad name, bad singing, bad video. At least it has pretzels.
This band's name is right out of some band name chooser I swear. You know, pick one from column A and one from column B. Well, Metal witch it is. And what to sing about.....curse of the wolf? Sure. What kind of curse is that? I dunno, fleas? No, I think it's eating flesh. Or prancing around like a dumbass.
So don't forget kids, you too can grow up to be a crappy metal band. Just pick a crappy name and sing about something vaguely evil. Like wolves. Cute cuddly wolves that eat flesh and probably have fleas. Also, don't forget to put a pretzel in your video because that's cool. Also, put a peace sign sticker on your guitar. That's totally metal.
Wait, disregard that, there's enough crappy bands out there. Drink jagermeister instead. And sing about Satan and virgin sacrifice. Oh and play fast damnit! No power ballads. I'm damn glad that those have mostly fallen out of style. Enough blathering, let the Friday commence.
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