Blue screen for fun and misery
Last Updated on Wednesday, 31 December 1969 11:59 Written by Sean Friday, 11 December 2009 00:00
One of the greatest inventions in cinema history was the blue/green screen. Welcome to the 21st century and any numbskull can make themselves appear to be anywhere in the universe. Of course, like all great technologies, some will use this for the purposes of evil and crime against all humanity. I present to you exhibit A.
I just don't have anything good to say about this. I mean, the song is horribly repetitive, and well...yeah. I'm not sure what a dance hall beat is, but apparently it makes women have spasms. And not any of the good kinds of spasms. Just horrible spasms. Perhaps the worst part of this is that it's listed as choreography in the credits. Yes, that performance was planned. You have a green screen buddy, you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything. Hell, you could be punching dinosaurs in the head! But no, you chose to use windows media player visualization to express yourself. Good choice.
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