A superhero love affair
Last Updated on Wednesday, 31 December 1969 11:59 Written by Sean Friday, 05 March 2010 07:05
Everyone knows that not only does the U.S.A have an easy name to chant at the Olympics, we have the best superheroes in the known universe. Our superheroes can fly, have super strength, heat vision and all kinds of other such powers. Or sometimes they're just freaks with tons of cash and nifty gadgets. Our superheroes are so cool in fact that they inspire filmmakers in foreign lands to make documentaries about them . The most popular subject is of course one of the most recognizable of all the caped wondermen. Superman!
Of course never seeing the Kryptonian wonder in real life can lead to inaccuracies. In this recently unearthed dramatic recreation, it appears that Superman is missing a few of his powers. Oh sure he can fly, and he appears at least marginally stronger than the average man. He does not seem stronger than say, the world's strongest man, but whatever. It also appears that he stops trucks in the same manner as that other great superhero, Indiana Jones.
What is most impressive is his dynamic arm swinging fighting style. Superman is apparently so badass, it's ok if he telegraphs his every punch.
What we don't often see is the softer side of our heroes. Their private lives are shrouded in mystery. It seems that may be for good reason. Some of them are hiding forbidden love affairs.
That's right folks, all this time Superman and Spiderman have been an item Also Spiderman seems to have gotten one of them there gender reassignment surgeries. Not that there's anything wrong with that! I'm happy for those 2 crazy kids, they're so happy, they could dance!
Next week: the Hulk and Godzilla share a precious moment.
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